Will Someone PLEASE EXPLAIN HER!?!!!

In general, I can handle a LOT of stress and be INCREDIBLY busy and still maintain a normal level of sanity. In fact, I LOVE being busy and having so much going on that I don't have time to breathe. Take last semester for instance, I was engaged and planned my wedding in 2 months (and LOVED every minute of it, didn't find it to be the least bit stressful), planned by sister's baby shower, was working 2 jobs, and finishing up my last semester of college (I graduated MAGNA CUM LAUDE BABY!!!!!!) (This doesn't mean I don't have the normal occasional breakdown, but just in general I like to stay busy). People constantly asked me if I was SO stressed because of wedding plans...NOPE, LOVED IT!!

So I get married, graduate, cut down to 40 hours a week and BAM find myself quite bored sometimes. My lovely husband has night classes twice a week and also has a pretty heavy amount of homework. I clean and clean and clean and cook and cook (because I LOVE COOKING and because I am a neat freak, NOT because I am trying to be suzy homemaker or holly housewife).

I have turned to AMERICAN IDOL! I have never in my life been a t.v. watcher, it probably has something to do with the fact that I have a 3 minute attention span. BUT this year, I will admit, I am hooked.

Of course, like many others, I am a BIG David A. fan. I would love for him to win and think he is very talented and oh so adorable. However, I wouldn't say that "I want to squish you, squeeze your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror."

Seriously....is she CRAZY? I don't know if it is just me but Paula is NUTSO! Sometimes her comments make no sense. I mean seriously, who wants a person's freshly squozen off head hanging from their rearview mirror???? And last week "You're a blend of all my favorite colors." Let me just tell you that when I was little and would mix all the paint colors together it turned out black. Her analogies don't make sense to me. I think she is an AMAZINGLY talented choreographer and dancer but as a judge, lets just say she is a mix of all my favorite colors;-) Especially this year. Nice woman, amazing dancer, but a little nuts.


The Leavitt Family said...

A friend's little baby had a clogged tear duct for 6 wks and nothing would help, then she was told to get pink wipes by johnson and johnson, and it cleared up within two days..pass that along to your sis! im on my way to walmart now to go get me some! :)

Melanie said...

she is a crack-up if you ask me! Although, in a knock down drag out, I would rather see her take it to Simon than the other way around. I hate mean people.

Leisha said...

Oh, this makes me laugh... Can you please come to my house and keep yourself busy? I will let you clean and clean and cook and cook to your hearts content!

Seriously though...you are going to have it made as a mother! They certainly keep you hoppin'

I haven't watched American Idol or else I'd weigh in there too.

Bybees said...

I totally agree. I swear Paula was high last week.

Disfunctional Diaries said...

I totally agree about Puala. Where does she come from? Mars? And Chad is rooting for David A. also...can't wait to see who wins.

Stephanie said...

Yeah, she is a little nuts but DA really is cute enough just to squeeze to death! LOVE that kid...but she is really nuts and talks with her hands entirely too much!

Natalie N said...

Jenn. You are making me laugh so hard right now that Tyler is in the other room asking me what I am reading. You are awesome. This post was adorable!

Lacey said...

I completely agree with you on Paula....Drugs! She's on something. I'm sorry about the annoying student. You would think he would get a clue!